Imagine there is a place where you can eat, swim, horse-ride, hike, and play hockey for free. Imagine a place where the beer flows like wine, and hot hot girls instinctively flock like the salmon of capistrano. Imagine no longer, Camp Woopsidoodle is that place...where dreams come alive!Last night my esteemed collegue - Jake Jamieson - and I attended the first of a few Camp Woopsidoodle seminars. The staff were willing, eager, and happy to share their knowledge of there camping experiences. It is just a pity they were not so willing or eager to part with their respective phone numbers after the event.
We arrived just in the nick of time, collected our envelope full of brochures, and took a seat as far up the back as possible. And as luck would have it we chose the best seats in the house due to the rather Playschool type game they used to begin the evening. We had to leap up and do some dance which was a mix between the 'Macarana' & 'Head, Shouldars, Knees, Toes'. I felt like they were Reece Muldoon and we were part of some Wiggles concert at a local Westfield Shopping Centre.
Anyway, after that embarrassing incident that showed how uncoordinated everyone had become it was straight into the 'Woopsidoodle Video O Fun'. The video, though surprisingly entertaining went to frikkin long. To summarise for those of you who didn't want to go to their own Woopsidoodle meetintgs; 'Come to camp its great, meet new people, never want to leave, and find a camp that is tailored to your specific needs'. Seriously, the advertising campaign should be handled by disgraced former Australian swimming couch Laurie Lawrence.
There are over a thousand different camps to choose from American wide. Say you want to work with 'special children', but also wanted to do something rediculously Jewish. Well Camp Woopsidoodle caters for all tastes, and sure enough if you choose something that messed up will be whisked away to Camp Delaware faster then Heleeeeen can go down on three dudes at a Christmas party.
The night was highly entertaining, and we learnt a few more details we will need to know for our overseas adventure. One thing is for certain, and that is good times will be had at these camps. Their motto is, 'We drop our pants to make sure you have the best time.' Now don't tell me that doesn't excite you to any degree.
So their is only one question left to be answered, where is Bill Murry...and will he be at Camp Woopsidoodle this summer?!
Your Woopsidoodle Director,
John Cutter
PS - That was two questions, but hey I didn't take into account that I suck at English.
