Just when you think everything is focused on the upcoming Festive Season, something flys out of left field, and hits you right on top of the noggin like a coke can!However, it was Coke's rival Pepsi that provided the inspiration for this post. But perhaps I should start from the beginning...*cue harp music*
Today Jake & myself thought to break the shackles of home life, and bust out in style. Of course that meant cruising the Kipp, and hitting KFC for lunchie munchies. It was the best decision one could make in ones hungry position. We discovered a new innovation in drinking products - Pepsi Blue. Its in a Pepsi bottle but that is about all it has in common with all the previous Pepsi Products. Its bright BLUE, and tastes like a mixture of Ginger Ale and Bubblegum Toothpaste.
So it was rather a disappointment for the both of us. However, if it wasn't for Pepsi Blue my counterpart would have never met a lovely young lady (who shall remain nameless for security reaons: Its G-14 classified).
So the moral of the story you may ask? Well I learned something today. Pepsi Blue really sucks ass! Its not right for commerical companies to toy with young consumers minds. They should be reminded of their responsiblity to the community, and not not stooge poor students out of their last dimes. However, it is right for young counter women to laugh at your jokes, and give you their phone numbers.
Your Taste Tester,
John Cutter
