Imagine a gift that could make you rich. Imagine a gift that could make you famous. This gift isn't something you can be given, its something obtained from birth.The gift I am referring to is commonly known as 'Bum Reading' - people who can read peoples lives through lines on their asses.
According to Dean Cain these people exist, and for some reason habitate the region known as Venice Beach California. They grab passers by, make em drop the togs, and tell them their future.
Its right up their with topless fortune telling. A bizarre way to meet people, and apparntly has a 98% chance of being successful.
For those of you who want to learn more about reading bum lines Ripleys is holding a seminar this January at the Marriot in Brisbane. Hosted by Dean Cain & Maria Manounous you get rare insite into which lines to read, and how to avoid the problems in reading even the hairiest of anus's.
The cost of this seminar is only four easy payments of $24.99 or one lump payment of $99.99. This money is desperatly needed by Ripleys to fund Dean Cain's tv/film career, unbelievable? believe it!
Yours,
John Cutter
