I heard it on the grape vine, honey honey! -J.J.

After having weeks and weeks of nothing to say... nope, I still have nothing to say. As your all well aware the the bitter stench of jiltedness is slowly fading but the painful bruises on my battered heart are forever marked black and blue. Wow, this is sounding more like a post from an insecure Canadian mistress!

Job hunting has reached all new peaks as for the first time ever there has been actual hunting for jobs. And no, not hunting with big spears and elephant guns (although I hear that approach did wonders for Dhani), I mean hunting as in written applications, visits to stores and trips down to the free Centrelink touch screens. At this rate we should all find permenant managerial jobs before 'Nuff comes home - which could be anytime between now and October 2006... just don't expect to be told about it.

So once jobs are bagged there are only a few more simple steps till we're 'Made in the Shade'. Step two involes saving up cash, Step three involves moving out to the house of 'Youse Guys', and Step four involves the seducing of young ladies. Of course this is easier said then done but thats why we'll be setting up a new 'To Do' List to prepare ourselves for this voyage of self discovery (ookay, now it sounds more like a Gav-Jo post). So if anyone is actually out there reading this crap you please feed us challenges to go onto the list, otherwise it will just be filled with stupid bullshit like the last one.

That'll be it for tonight, its bloody late and theres a busy day of nothing planned for tomorrow. Over the next few days there will be more changes to the January-3 site seeing as things have changed and are no longer applicable. Who knows, chances are I'll just get too lazy and give up on the entire shit all together and return to my stupid immature crap ways of being an always drunkin tart who's bringing people down... or maybe thats a job for somebody else.

Jake Jameson