Now repeat after me:Jake's house is not a holiday home...
To buy pretty things from the shop one must have money...
The one way to recieve money is to earn money...
One can earn money by acquiring a job...
Bludging off Centrelink does not count as a way of 'earning' money...
Collecting the Dole or Welfare for years on end will never make you rich, succesful, or popular with the friends who have to support you...
Collecting the Dole will never earn a flight to Canada...
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I am trying to help, but please help yourself...
Your penchant for self pity might leave you inclined to think 'fuck you arsehole - you sound like my mother', but I'm trying to help you out here! Living homeless in a cardboard box outside Chandlers is not a comfortable place to sleep, and it certainly does not have an internet connection to Canada!
Your more than welcome to use my home as your own, but don't take advantage of my hospitality by feeling content on doing nothing to help yourself out. You should be looking at getting your act together because YOU want to. You should be looking ever so hard to find a job because YOU want to save money, get a place to yourself, and eventually get to Canada. I shouldn't have to boot you up the bot-bot and remind you of this. We all wish we could just sit back on Jake's computer and enjoy the beautiful rainy weather but life just doesn't work like that dude! I'm NOT kicking you out, I'm trying to get you to want to do this all for yourself and not because I whinge a lot. I know your going to hate this post, but it had to be said!
