Howdy folks,Well its Valentines Day again! Isn't it funny how a year can pass so quickly. I remember last Valentines so vividly. Dhani refusing to leave the house to visit the shops because their would be happy couples holding hands. Geez, you would think she was bitter and had something against love!
Valentines Day this year did live up to its usual promise of sqaw. Waste not want not as they say in the classics! I am not one for forlorn acts of stupid love. Far be it from me to condemn them, however my taste lies somewhere in the more subtle region.
I have only one gripe about Valentines Day. If you give your lady flowers on any other day of the year its considered spontainous love, however flowers on February 14 are expected. Its this sheer arrogance thats got my goat. Perhaps I just don't want to conform to commercialism, however I am a firm believer in handing out gifts at designated times in my own calendar not when society deems gifts necessary.
From stories of love we must revert to the opposite end of the scale. As the rest of the world sits back with baited breathe over the situation in Iraq, closer to home we have similar issues.
The soverign state of Rwanda (Gabba)has delcared jihad on American(Jake), and as a result English(John)! His unwarranted blue will be taken as a hostile act, and sactions should be issued.
He is like a plague of locusts in one human body. A carniviors animal attaching himself to a host, and sucking it dry. A leach, or perhaps even a sponge could be other terms of endearment.
It just seems so erratically stupid to bite the hand that feeds you! In Gabba's case he repeaditly attempts to sabotage his own chances of success. Similiarly, he seems to point fingers of blame upon every other living soul he's ever encountered. However, I think the finger of blame can be pointed sqaw into the mirror.
The constant pandering, and immature behaviour (such as not talking or making eye contact when one is talking) just about makes Gavin as hard to talk to as an Iraqie weapons scientist.
And so the cycle of his life continues forever repeating as he refuses to help himself out of the rut. Its time to grow up, get a pair of your own pants, and get own with ur future.
Your National Security Advisor,
John Cutter
