If peeing in a cup is cooool then consider me Miles Davis!!!! -J.J.

I just got back from my interview at the Golden Circle cannery, and I'm sooo glad I didn't walk right in and walk right out live Gavin did... hang on, Gavin didn't even walk in... awww! What a loss!

And 'Who Cares?!?' about me attending a stupid interview you might ask, well I'll care when a whopping big $175 lands into my pocket for each DAYS work! Ohh thats right my friends, I'll be working 5 days a week at about 175 bucks per day. You do the maths kids, this is good money for unskilled, brainless, deadbeat work - but better still is I get to keep a funky white lab coat and a pair of over-sized goggles. WOOH!

Now, this is all assuming I get the position, which is yet to be finalised. However seeing as 120 positions are available and the 4 other contenders looked as skilled and qualified as a set of headless chooks then I think I'm in with a good chance. Plus I have a training day on Wednesday in which I have to bring my Tax File number, and bank deposit details, which to me spells out that they wanna pay me, and quick smart!! But better again is that there will be free lunch and drink provided for us- which to me sounds like its a given. Why would they provide free pineapple smoothies and beetroot sandwhiches to people they weren't going to give the job to????

If I look in pain then its because I've got my fingers crossed... ohh this better work!

Jake Jameson