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I Clean Warehouses - The Whitlams VS Jake & John REMIX #3

I will apologise in advance for this lyrical mishap. We all know we should stop doing it, but 'eh!! Its fun and its not like we're making it all up (you know, like the bullshit Gabba dribbles on about to other people). So here it is, our newest lyrical pilthering care of The Whitlam's and their song 'I Make Hamburgers'. I urge you all to download it, not only so that the below will make sense, but because its also a fucking catchy song! So please, enjoy, ooh, and keep an eye out for the Whitlam's sequel, 'Adams in the afternoon'. -Jake Jameson & John Cutter.

The first customer was Megan, she came in with a sad look on her face. No fun. Hey your pretty sweet looking I said and we started going at it.

The second customer was Gemma, she came in with a young boy named Pierson, each day. And I said you don't need to be with him, do you wanna come out tonight?

I said I'll bring Clarky he's got a looooot of money, and he'll take us to the leagues club where they’ve got a view, he'll buy us beers, they’ll give them to you in a pot or a schooner and they don’t taste too bad. I’m telling you. Telling you.

My third customer was Sophia, she came in for Aussie Rooster and sauce, 'small chips' was said. I said now your talking, and she took me hooome even though I had a girl.

The forth customer was Clown, she came in for nothing I could see, except me...so what was I to do, I had to put her hand on my crutch within the hour!'

I clean warehouses and I cheat on all the girls. Let them take me out to dinner, and I slut for all its worth. Want them to take me home, and if they don't I hot-wire the Gabbazda and teach them all how to clean my d-d-d-diiirrty clothes! Like mum!

I said I'll bring Clarky he's got a looooot of money, and he'll take us to the leagues club where they’ve got a view, he'll buy us beers, they’ll give them to you in a pot or a schooner and they don’t taste too bad. I’m telling you… telling you.

I clean warehouses and I cheat on all the girls. Let them take me out to dinner, and I slut for all its worth. Want them to take me home, and if they don't I hot-wire the Gabbazda and teach them all how to clean my d-d-d-diiirrty clothes!

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