Whats the deal with old Asian woman and fruit??? -J.J.

I realised something new today. Working at the Golden Circle Fruity Fruit and Beetroot Canning Factory is very much like making love to a beautiful woman... Its hot, tiring, sweaty, dirty, smelly (of fruit, not fish atleast), each shift lasts for hours (yes, thats right ladies!!), and you eventually get home with nothing more than a painful memory and an itchy rash in weird places.

I've got nothing more to say really, just thought I'd make you all aware of the shite reality of the working industry! I don't wish this torment upon any of you... oh except for Gabba, you really need it dude!! Living in a car, spanking friends that help you... not cool!

Jake Jameson