The Golden Circle can kiss my black arse! -J.J.

Right now I could be working three different jobs. The Australian work-force want me and I don't want any of them. Tonight I got a call from the local 7/11 petrol station begging me to work for them as well. Throw this in with my shitty telemarketing job and the Golden Circle, and I could be doing the work of several men. Of course I've given telemarketing the flick, and either tomorrow or Tuesday I'm telling Helen at Golden Circle exactly where she can shove the pineapples. I've also got another good chance for a job at a very reputable but extremely unknown electronics company. Its all just too much work for one little boy, but at least now I've got a choice. I also should be writing DVD reviews for DVD.net.au (which is a fantastic site for region 4 DVD reviews!). I’ve only just started working and I feel like its time for a holiday. Ohh so much for being a ‘bludger’!!

But on to something else, and I know I should keep this secret but its all just too much for me now… Nuff is coming home on Tuesday night! (insert applause and cheers). It’s always exciting to have a good friend back in town. For all the new readers she was referenced in earlier posts as Miss Princess Moisty Panties, until that name was revoked due to particular events on a certain day (be clever and take a guess which date that was!!). Finally she’s come to accept that New Zealand is a shit-hole, a dumb, and the literal septic sewer tank of the modern western world. So unless she changes her mind tomorrow (the day before she leaves no less, and yes, this has happened before) we should be hanging out, drinking heavily, and reminiscing over old times.

But that’s exactly what they are, old times, times of old days gone. Now its time for change, as Uncle Ben would always say ‘with great power comes great responsibility’. So its time to shelve the uni books, put the governmental assistance behind, and get head down - tail up with some heavy and hard earning employment. Time to gather the pennies and face forward. Prosperity and wealth are upon us good friends and loyal readers, so I encourage you all to jump aboard the casual employment gravy train and reap as much money out of the system as possible. If anyone wants to replace me at Golden Circle (Australia’s oldest and proudest farmers co-op) then you know how to find me!

Oh, and I’d also like to make a note that our ‘Freak Watch’ area will be updated weekly (by my good friend John Cutter, I’m far too lazy for that sort of responsibility), and BONZAI (our competition area) is a real section of the site, and real prizes will be awarded to real people in real time!! So get in now while the free hat is still available!!!

Cheers,
Jake Jameson