Howdy folks,Most politicians these days seem to like the idea of declaring war on someone, something, or anything really. Everything from G.W. delcaring war on terror to previous American President Bill Clinton declaring a war in his pants.
Even our own country isn't immune. Australian Opposition Leader Simon Crean has lost his marbles, and as of last week seems to have declared war on the American Ambassador.
What is the deal?? Does that mean all of us can see fit to impose sanctions and declare war on someone we don't believe has impecable nature? I know a few people who I'd like to declare war upon. Yes,'lying sack of shit' that does include you!!
I believe our society has given us the rare opportunity to take this bright idea and run like the clappers with it. So as of tomorrow watch out cause the soveign nation of Cutterville might see fit to declare war on something complete rediculously like Birds Eye or something totally serious like mainland China.
Whateva the target you'll be sure to be keep completely out of the loop. Thats right like all sany political acts this is also going to be shrouded in secrecy. All you will get is a few snippits of information that will probably make about as much sense as your local 7/11 cashier when you ask him the time.
So before you go to work, school, or laze about the house tomorrow...think if there is something you'd like to change why not just release the hounds and get it over with. Or you'll end up with Hans Blix around your joint for a good few years.
Yours,
John Cutter
