Poltics, sex, gobbles and religon...no it's not the new coldplay single, it's what was putting me to sleep at mister Cheverton's mansion last nightRemember that new addition that the boys (Jake and John) said was coming, about the time the whole site was supposed to be revolutionised, well although it's taken its time, it's finally happend, the promise for eternal happiness and joy from this beloved site is here!
To the boys im known as Swanny, but all of you can call me Steve, long time friend of John and Jake, but yet no mention of me whatso ever in this whole entire site, i feel about as jilted as a guy who got dumped by a hot girl, just before the formal, but alas im over as the boys have giving me reason to let my creative writing just flow, it's just to bad i left my creative pants at mister Cheverton's....NO, nothing happend, i left them there after my shower, my pants were kept in the upright postion the whole night, which is more then what i can say for some people, well not physically, pants were kept on by all who attended the event, but verbally, Daniel was a smooth pimp, who loves the pussy, every word he spoke was sure to put Gavin-Joel's slutty ways to shame, in fact i remember Gabba sitting in the corner sooking half the night, if i had of known that was gonna happen i would have told the soppy bitch to stay home and i would've drove down the hornibrook bridge doing 110 clicks an hour against a limo that could've very well had Delta Goodrem in it...or those t.A.T.u lesbian girls (mmmm - i think that song is meant to get stuck in your head, so you think about lesbian's, because thats all you can think about when that song is on, well i know Jake and i do, i swear if that Norah Jones chick sung it, it wouldn't be half as good) getting sidetracked, damn lesbians!!!
What was i talking about???
Daniel, poking fun at mango's teeth? nah that wasnt it daniel, making fun of mango when we were winnning at cards? nah, or was it when daniel went over to the traitor team, and we kicked their ass by a gazillion points
So after a night of dyvinals, touching themselves, clowns calling and photo value girl ratings (dont ask) a lovely night was had, the alcohol shots were flowing and so was the big worded lingo
All and all a triumph, and dont forget ladies, coming soon the party to shit on all other parties, The January 3 Party (yet to be offically named) but stay tuned for more info
Your new Jan-3 boy in the hood (but not looking as stupid as that Bono-wannabe from that Minro band)
Steve Swanson
