Howdy folks,Well its been a long time between posts, but some of us actually have lives. Jake & myself have been involved in a few Top Secret operations in the Gulf.
I shouldn't talk about it but 'Operation Jandle' went off without a hitch. Our mission - to encourage locals to spank any picture of Saddam with a regular, dusty, old piece of footware! Similiary, our ability to talk 5 dialects of dolphin helped the US Navy locate over 50 hidden mines in Qutar Harbour!
However, back home their is still no rest for the wicked. Participating in a few cutthroat games of monopoly, while consuming several cans of alcohol has taken its toll. And so yesterday we turned to sport to cheer us up.
Unfortunately when the going got tough, the tough packed up their balls and headed for Nimbin. Our great football team got mauled by none other then those greasy bloody Kiwi bastards. It was rubbed in a touch by well known Kiwi & previous princess to your moist pants Rachael Goodenough.
There's just something unusual about a 19 year old gal leaping to her feet annoucing that you should all 'stick it in you mouth and suck it suck it' while dancing a jig that would get you 4min on Hey Hey Its Saturday.
And so the last few weeks have gone by faster then a fast car going really really fast. Who knows what we are going to find this week...*cough* jobs!
Yours,
John Cutter
