What do you get when you combine 16 cans of Woodstock, 4 bottles Southern Comfort & Cranberry, 4 bottles of Canadian Club (CC Club - buggers me what the extra C is for, damn silly Canadians) and one bad bottle of Bundy Rum with three well endowed gentlemen and sexy single ladies as far as the eye can see? Well obviously you get a darn tootin good time!Gab-jo's Eviction Party Part I exploded with fun filled merriment for everyone. The night began with viciously competitive games of 500 with the all new Iraqi Terrorist Cards.
If you recognise any Arab looking individual on the street and can't remember where from chances are the're one of the 54 most wanted Iraqi criminals. Who knows, maybe you've bumped into Uuuuuuuuuday, Sasquatch or Dr. Germ down at the local 5 Star while purchasing Coke!
According to Federal Opposition leader Simon Crean the best way to discover if a person is a suspect is to hand over a large stick and see if he/she has the tendancy to go the spank in all directions while yelling loudly in Pharsie. However, a warning must be issued. Should you approach a suspected mussie and issue this test beware of the large amounts of spittle that will no doubt pour out of the mouth and contaminate you worse then SARS in a Chinese subway station.
Lucky for us Gab-jo's Eviction Party Part I was SARS free and for a point in time clothes free as well! Things started to head in a more risque direction as we entered the latter part of the evening and the rules for the unoriginal but amusing game of Truth or Dare were established. What ensued was a flurry of lapdances and other more intimate episodes that would leave most sailors and even Dhani blushing! A few highlights of the night that I can divulge include January-3's own Jake Jamieson belly dancing while Gab-jo held onto the tails of his shirt and not to be out done by Jubblies who removed the belt of a young man with her teeth no less. And that isn't even half of what she herself removed...
So folks it was a wild night of crazy antics that unfortunately couldn't carry over into the next few days. However, watch out for GA-Viction Part II - The Clown Call at a future point in time.
Your liquor swilling buddy,
John Cutter
