Boy!

Birthname:

John Pierson Row

Nickname:

Piers
Boy
Asshole
Mr Bond

Current Location:

Redcliffe

Occupation:

Government Assistance Collector
Prospective Employee

Height:

5’9 (although at current hair loss, height is expected to drop slightly within the year)

Mini-biography:

Pierson’s nicknames include ‘Boy’ & ‘Mr Bond’. Pierson has one older sister who used to physically abuse him as a small child. As a result he has a great fear of the female gender. Pierson doesn’t have much luck with the ladies, as he possesses a cave man style curse of only being able to scratch and mumble in their presence.

What Pierson lacks in the hair department sure isn’t made up with eyesight. Unfortunately he suffers from Sommerivlleitis, a condition that forces him to wear glasses to perform even the most mundane of tasks. However, these small problems do not detract from his quick wit, and humours antics

Pierson’s favourite things include: Avoiding work, watching Chicargo Hope, spending ridiculous amounts of time on the Internet, and collecting dole money.