Birthname:
Nathan Joeri Clark
Nickname:
Clarky
Dude
Mr. C
Naaaaa
Current Location:
Deception Bay
Occupation
University Student
Film Critic
Professional Sleeper
Height:
5’9
Mini-biography
Nathan’s nicknames include ‘Clarky’ & “Dude’. In fact it is a common misconception that his middle name is actually “dude”. Although Nathan probably would prefer ‘dude’ over his current middle name that sounds far to tiiiiight and Dutch for his liking. -I mean it sounds like a form of laximax to ease the pain of constipation. Nathan has one younger sister, who is a constant annoyance with her constant demand for Internet and Nathan’s driving services. With the amount of driving Nathan partakes in it’s a surprise Brockie hasn’t invited him up to Bathurst to test his skills.
Nathan would like to do as little as possible in the future, possibly marrying a rich widow who has enough motivation for the both of them. From here Nathan would be able to live out his dream of being a house wife where he can bake cookies and watch Dr. Phil and Oprah with his dog Muttley all day long.
Nathan’s favourite things include: Sleeping at least 14hrs a day, wearing his fathers snazzy t-shirts, driving everyone around all the time, and electrocuting himself.
