The Final Solution
First rule of Ed Bets Do not turn down any bets.
Second rule of Ed Bets Do not turn down any bets
Third rule of Ed Bets Someone yells stop, goes limp, taps out, the bet is over (unless you are in the shower with Dhani, in which case she is more likely to pass out first)
Fourth rule of Ed Bets Only one person to attempt a bet at one time. No matter how much money is offered for a double team bet.
Fifth rule of Ed Bets One bet at a time, an extension of the first rule, so for those of you who just want to throw away your cash to watch one of us do something stupid hold your frikkin horses.
Sixth rule of Ed Bets The bet will go on as long as it has to, and hopefully longer then one poorly created pickup line. This isnt a 100metre race, we give more points for quality performance. So please hold the korn back, and use only the more savoury jokes.
Seventh rule of Ed Bets If this is your first night being dared then you have to participate. If this isnt your first time with Ed Bets, you still have to participate! Everyone fucking participates is that clear people!
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The Ed Bets
Tally Scores
As of 15th November,
2002 |
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Jake |
John |
'Nuff |
Clown |
Gavin-Joel |
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PASSED |
Ask
for a phone number from the chip-shop girl. |
PASSED |
Drop
the pants and go for a winter evening swim. |
PASSED |
Go
swimmig for turds in nasty D'Bay water. |
PASSED |
Hire
a video and actually return it on time |
PASSED |
Tell
Kaiser to put out or get out!!! |
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a fancy g-string and screen-print it with a special 'youse guys' photo. |
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