For 'Youse - All of 'Youse -J.J.

You know what I've noticed in recent times...? Most other diary pages have lyrics, lots of lyrics, lots of usually sad and depressing lyrics written by emo-bands and dudes who can't get laid. Seeing as we both obviously fit into the later catergory its about time we put some lyrics onto our site.

So this song goes out to all the young ladies in foreign towns who need to feel a little more love in their lives. This is for you, missy, hun, sunshine, and sugar-cakes-hunny-buns!

"I would do anything for you"

i would hire the A-Team,
and i'd crash my car into a tree,
i'd make cocktails like Tom Cruise,
and i'd rollerblade like Corey Feldman for you,

i'd do anything for you, i would do anything for you, i would do anything for you.

i'd sing the whole soundtrack to Xanadu,
dance like Kevin Bacon in Footloose,
i'd go swimming in the nude,
and i'd buy giant fuck-off cigars for you.

i'd do anything for you, i would do anything for you, i'd do anything for you, for you.

i would fight the karate kid,
i would get on the telly with 10/7 pigs,
i'd get myself a Rod Stewart hair-do,
and i'd change my name to Kenny G for you.

i'd do anything for you, i would do anything for you, i'd do anything for you, for you.

and i'd bid too high on the price is right,
and i'd smoke like a chimney all night,
i'd get drunk like Charlie Sheen,
and get slayed by buffy every week,
i would do anything for you,

i'd do anything for you, i would do anything for you, i'd do anything for you, for you. for yooooooou!!! :)

-Jake Jamieson