Jake!

Birthname:

Jake Jamieson

Nickname:

Jake
Jakey Jake
Jakey Jake Jake
Jakey Jake Jake Jamieson

Current Location:

Unknown War-Bunker in the Middle-East

Occupation

Ha, of course not!

Height:

5’9

Mini-biography

Jake is a strange and mysterious character, an enigma, a shadow – sort of like Mr. Goodenough when the electricity bill is due. Raised by a pack of Japanese penguins, Sir Jamieson learnt the ancient skills of Karate, Akido, Tae-Kwon-Do, Feng Shui, Tai-Bo, Oragami, and Tongue-Wrestling during a stint with the Dali-Lama in Eastern Tibet. These skills have brought Jake much success and prosperous wealth. He uses this money to live the high life and woo woman who would normally be out of his reach if he didn’t have hundred dollar bills lining his zipper.