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Original aired on: Sunday, Dec. 15, 2002

John!


Birthname:

John Cutter

Nickname:

John
Cutts

Current Location:

Unknown

Occupation

Back up dancer for Nikki Webster

Height:

6”4’

Mini-biography

John started his career as a small unknown black musician. After a several hit singles with his brothers and sisters John branched out and started his solo career. After breaking almost every sales record available John started to lose the plot, facial reconstructions and plastic surgery left him completely unrecognisable as the handsome young lad he used to be. John became a recluse and disappeared into the mountains with his small monkey named Gabbles. Little else is known about the strange man, but often, on cold, still nights, when the dogs are not barking, his screams can be heard for miles around…. ‘Aheee, Ahuuuu, Yeeaa-arrrh Whooo!’

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