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Original aired on: Sunday, Dec. 15, 2002
John!

Birthname: John Cutter Nickname: John Cutts Current Location: Unknown Occupation Back up dancer for Nikki Webster Height: 6”4’ Mini-biography John started his career as a small unknown black musician. After a several hit singles with his brothers and sisters John branched out and started his solo career. After breaking almost every sales record available John started to lose the plot, facial reconstructions and plastic surgery left him completely unrecognisable as the handsome young lad he used to be. John became a recluse and disappeared into the mountains with his small monkey named Gabbles. Little else is known about the strange man, but often, on cold, still nights, when the dogs are not barking, his screams can be heard for miles around…. ‘Aheee, Ahuuuu, Yeeaa-arrrh Whooo!’
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