Birthname: Rachael Hope Goodenough
Nicknames:
Rachy
‘Nuff
Moisty
Princess Moisty Pants
Current Location:
Somewhere in the bowels of Hell. I think the natives call it New Zealand ‘eh bro
Occupation:
Waitress
Part time Rodeo Rider
Guinea Pig to Equestrian Healers
Height:
5’6
Mini-biography
Rachael’s nicknames include ‘Nuff’ & ‘Moisty Panties’. Rachael is an only child, and it is clear to see through her behaviour. Her constant craving for attention has resulted in a series of busted relationships with weird looking dudes, and fruit.
Rachael has moved away from her native country to the asshole of the Universe, New Zealand. Since her arrival in NZ Rachael has taken interest in setting her hair on fire (hang on, I thought it was clown that set her hair on fire… oohh no, that was her breasts, sorry – Ed.) annoying her grandmother, and attracting the attention of guys with mullets. Upon her return to Australia she has grand plans for herself, such as unpacking.
Rachael’s favourite things include: strawberry cornettos; steak, cheese & bacon pies; hitting Pierson, not living with her father and watching the tides go out, and out again…
