Yes ladies and gentlemen, its HER birthday. Young Miss Moisty has now turned the big 19, and has the turkey enlarged breasts to prove it! So on behalf of John, myself, and the three other people that read this site we all wish you a very moisty birthday! (So please loyal readers, don't be a fucking rude arsehole! Leave her a message in the guestbook, now! - even if you don't know her, just be nice!!!!).
(I know its now getting close to the end of your birthday 'Nuffels, and by the time you actually read this it'll probably be the day AFTER your birthday [which is another day that ranks highly in my books] but I seriously lacked the smarts to think of doing this earlier, in fact I thought John would be writing his own 10,000 word dedication to 'our friend 'Nuff ' but it appears I beat him to it. Happy Birthday all the same girly - even if it was yesterday!:) )
On other news - there is no other news. Ohh hang on, yes there is. I've decided while knocking down a carbonated yeast drink more commonly known as beer, that I seriously want a beach cricket slap off competition. Not just two guys, a girl, and a couple sad sacks sitting on the sand dunes. Nope, I want people out there, in the sun, with cricket bats in hand and far too much zink on their faces. So I say this Saturday should be the first of many World Challenge Cricket Slap-Offs to be held in our county (yes county, not country you tards - fuck the other countries... and no, I don't mean that literally Gabba... Step away from the Canadians!).
So I put out a call to all in the Redcliffe and greater community to get in contact with us, so we can organise a kick arse game of cricket down the beach. A game which will be concluded with complimentary Frodo's and spirits. So hopefully everyone can leave their sexual tension at the door *cough*cough* and let us get down to a fine game of beach ball slapping.
Ohh, and one final point. I am distressed as to the attention that my last post raised (I Wish I Had Balls This Big In Highschool -J.J.). Aparently a young man can't make light of his own previous stupidity without being labelled a sad panda. I wish to clarify that now, that post wasn't a blatant blabbing of self pity, but a gentle realisation and comical explaination of how retarded we all can be at times!!!!! For Gods sake, if the only way a guy can be funny is to pay out on others then I'm throwing my money on the table right now and storming out the door!
Signed with angst,
Jake.
