This is just a filler entry because I wanted to cover up the new areas of the site. Here are a few possible slogans that we're tossed around the january-3 office. I apologise in advance for them not being funny - Gav-Jo wrote them, not me! Please file your complaints to G-Bangs at the following address:gavin-joel@diaryland.comI hope you find them as funny as he thought they were.....
january-3.diaryland.com: it's the Dr. Phil of diary sites
january-3.diaryland.com: it's a date you fucking moron!
january-3.diaryland.com: it's like christina aguilera, but not so much of a slut
january-3.diaryland.com: it's dick van dyke on crack
january-3.diaryland.com: just a spoonful of sugar, helps helen go down in the most delightful.........oh wait thats an inside joke
january-3.diaryland.com: it's the wizard of oz (but that shitty nikki webster version)
january-3.diaryland.com: we go down easier then j-lo in ben afflecks porche
january-3.diaryland.com: if you squint it looks kinda like a french guy
january-3.diaryland.com: dave grohl said he loved it, but thats cause we had a gun to his head
january-3.diaryland.com: 4 out of 10 people killed in the bali nightclub recommend us (ooh dude, even I found that tasteless - J.J.)
january-3.diaryland.com: dont you have a bit too much penis to be wearing that dress?
january-3.diaryland.com: two words...threesome
january-3.diaryland.com: it's got the hairest palms out of all the sites
january-3.diaryland.com: not tonight we've got a headache
january-3.diaryland.com: your mum will not approve
january-3.diaryland.com: well you ain't fiona apple...and if you ain't fiona apple i dont give a rats ass
january-3.diaryland.com: 3 meaning out of 10
january-3.diaryland.com: it's like guys with PMS
january-3.diaryland.com: you thought marilyn manson had problems
january-3.diaryland.com: more pissed of then a bon jovi song but not as funny as pauly shore
january-3.diaryland.com: well at least it's better then killing hiedi's new album
january-3.diaryland.com: pant liquid flowing like the nile
january-3.diaryland.com: the liquid channel 24 hours hours a day
